She pulls a razor from her boot and a thousand victims fall around her feet.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

We still counted happiness and health and love and luck and beautiful children as "ordinary blessings.

The rumor claims that the shambler virus is now airborne. It can be contracted without getting bitten now.” – character quote

I am not a f**king pleasure girl, damn you! I’m an officer!

And I don't care what age you are, kissing in the rain is the best.

I guess people naturally try to find meaning in music.

I've stood up to Russia. I've taken on Putin and others, and I would do that as president.

Do not bother yourself with what ifs

The one stroke marks the difference between fame and oblivion.

Giving people what they want isn't always what they want.

Poetry contains nothing haphazard.