She raised one leg and gave me all her weight as I dipped her. She either trusted me or wanted to fall.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

Bad Culture is the contaminated oxygen your staff breath, as they get indoctrinated by your limiting context.

We really need to find a cure for stupidity, and fast! I've heard it's contagious...No wonder why there's so many of them.

It's time for the people of the Empire State to strike back.

The main thing I do now is I coach kids, and all of these stories along the way are based in reality.

I am still encouraged to go on. I wouldn't know where else to go.

I do trust women. I have a lot of women in my life. I have a mother. I have a woman. There's a lot of women around me. And I do trust them. And they trust me, as far as I know.

Distance makes everything beautiful.

Right answers to difficult questions are better than wrong answers to difficult questions.

The things that make me cry are when the people I love have gone through pain and I’ve seen it.

Don't call me a Postmodern!