She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

I was born handsome and I will die handsome.

The human mind was a devious organ, however, and it chiseled in stone that which would be best left unrecalled.

You're either for the environment or against the environment.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

Milestones aren't what I think about much.

A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.

I wish sometimes you had a few bad motives, you might understand a little more about human beings.

Never make a decision. Let someone else make it and then if it turns out to be the wrong one, you can disclaim it, and if it is the right one you can abide by it.

More than any religious figure that I can think of, Dalai Lama goes out of his way to attend interfaith conferences; religious harmony is one of his urgent priorities in life.

"Stop Already" is a fairly new poem in a group that was just published by Feminist Studies, which is why I sent them to you.