She's been on more laps than a napkin.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

Never let your education interfere with your learning.

For a moment i thought i had died and gone to heaven. Now i see that i am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me

Never be a minion, always be an owner.

Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

You must believe me when I believe, and not when I doubt.

A stress on the system and I think a painful thing for many young poets who are looking to find a life in poetry that they're not going to be able to find.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder… or forgetful.

Sometimes when you get in a fight with a skunk, you can't tell who started it.

I do not dream of a gentle revolution. My passion runs to the violence of supersession, the ferocity of a life that renounces nothing.

I don't believe in a God. I don't believe in any of that stuff to determine my life or my goals or my direction. I just depend on myself.