She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.

Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

God is love, but get it in writing.

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

If someone proved to me that Christ is outside the truth and that in reality the truth were outside of Christ, then I should prefer to remain with Christ rather than with the truth.

Forgiveness means that you will not allow a temporary event to have “forever” repercussions.

Being a Jew, you realize your strongest weapon is your mind.

Wealth is not a matter of intelligence, it's a matter of inspiration.

Ignorance is servitude, because as a man thinks, so he is; a man who does not think for himself and allows himself to be guided by the thought of another is like the beast led by a halter.

I want to make a good, solid kung fu movie.

Love isn't rational, it's instinctive

We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

Humans who spend time in the wilderness, alone, without man-made mechanical noise around them, often discover that their brain begins to recover its ability to discern things.

I don't want you to leave Which is exactly why I should. But don't worry. I'm essentially a selfish creature. I crave your company too much to do what I should.