She's kind of a walking poem, she's this perfect beauty...but at the same time very deep, very smart.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Time is often wasted by those who don't understand that time is worth more than money because when lost, money can be regained but time cannot.

If i start hate her, just because of this that she betrayed me, Then i will betray to my Love.

If it is necessary sometimes to lie to others, it is always despicable to lie to oneself.

At least I could tell she wouldn't try to kill me in my sleep now.

Jealousy is never satisfied with anything short of an omniscience that would detect the subtlest fold of the heart.

Not a single man on earth knows from his own experience the how and where of his birth, only from tradition, which is often very uncertain.

You are allowed to do this - don't worry about the rules, don't worry about getting into trouble, your job is to take care of the customer. Your job is to make the person leave happy.

The true worth of a race must be measured by the character of its womanhood.

Austrailia, Sydney Might run up in Disney Out in LA with Lindsay.