She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

The universe is made of stories, not atoms!

Worry is the enemy of optimism and personal progress. ~Jason Versey

This is not to say, there never comes a day I'll take my chances and start again. And when I look behind on all my younger times, I'll have to thank the wrongs that led me to a love so strong.

Most of your happiness will come from your relationships with others. Handle them with care.

Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.

History is not what happened 200 or 2,000 years ago; it's a story about what happened 200 or 2,000 years ago.

The sum of all sums is eternity.

If Christianity is not scientific, and Science is not God, then there is no invariable law, and truth becomes an accident.

We are practicing what we preach so that we may preach what we practice.

Imagine the wisdom to be passed down from the classical Buddhist texts.