She’s not… She’s not datin’ the skeleton, is she? How would that be even possible, let alone… nice? He’s got no skin, or lips, or… or nothin’.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

I was not looking for my dreams to interpret my life, but rather for my life to interpret my dreams.

When spring comes to Paris the humblest mortal alive must feel that he dwells in paradise.

A lot of horrible, unfair, untrue things have been said about me. I can only say that the best revenge is success.

To go back to my childhood, I experienced lots of different family cultures, all the while feeling like none of them were mine.

Radio is truly the theater of the mind. The listener constructs the sets, colors them from his own palette, and sculpts and costumes the characters who perform in them.

My whole thing is just being a part of good music.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

All people want on this earth is to connect with others. Other than eating and sleeping. Human beings need to connect with other human beings. Otherwise, they lose their mind.

I don't think I'd ever make an album of just covers because I love writing my own music.

I hate hearing about actors who don't like the show. There are so many actors out there who'd give their right arm for what I'm getting to do.