She's not the one I want." His words came out terse. "It's you. It's been you since...since the minute I first saw you.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

A man does not consist of memory alone. He has feeling, will, sensibility, and moral being.

He's already tan, and leaning on the rail in his yellow linen shirt, with the pure glory of Venice racing behind him, I think he looks like someone I'd like to run off with, if I already hadn't.

A lot of times, women don't get the male perspective in regards to a relationship, what men go through when they're not really dealing well.

My thing in this day and age, with reality television and so much other stuff that is going on, is people want to feel the reality. They want to relate.

There's no job too immense, when you got confidence.

The sense of ultimate truth is the intellectual counterpart of the esthetic sense of perfect beauty, or the moral sense of perfect good.

I'm always trying to be a good ambassador for my country.

[John Lewis] really created something that - that he didn't need to

It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.

Silence is golden! [Malcolm Subban] knows not to talk too much smack cause you don't want to give me that incentive right?