She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

To expand your world, love everyone even when no one is perfect.

There's no magic more powerful than the human spirit.

The carved stone sign in front read Building C.Imaginative title, Langdon thought

There is not an inch of any sphere of life over which Jesus Christ does not say, 'Mine.'

Civility is the natural state for people who know how limited their own individual powers are and know, too, that they need the conversation.

Beauty is not the cause of something, it is what it is.

In politics, as in every other sphere of life, there are two important principles for a man of any sense: don't cherish too many illusions, and never stop believing that every little bit helps.

When things go wrong, this is what you should do. Make good art.

Stand Firm for your country, and become a man Honour'd and lov'd: It were a noble life, To be found dead, embracing her.

If there’s life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe’s insane asylum.