She shared how she had fi nally found God, not in the back of a church with hands held in prayer, but in the back of a police car with hands held in cuffs.

As he walked, he felt the darkness behind him, following him. He swore he heard it whisper, “Run!

An individual is no match for history.

...you need to assess what you love right now and what is authntic to your way of living in this season of life.

A vow is a heavenly created obligation in motion that only ends when fully completed.

Everyone wants to transform, but nobody wants to change.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

The Presidents plan to privatize Social Security would actually take away guaranteed benefits and put the promise of a secure retirement in jeopardy.

I'll tell you what divorce hasn't taught me. It didn't teach me not to get married again.