She should get a divorce and settle down.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

It is a characteristic of pleasure that we can never recognize it to be pleasure till after it is gone.

I feel like developing the muscle of my imagination became a way to survive reality.

To be born in a duck's nest, in a farmyard, is of no consequence to a bird, if it is hatched from a swan's egg.

I swallowed a hand grenade that never stops exploding.

Teenage life - possibly adult life too is all about what you want and can’t have. And then about what you receive and misuse.

The aging process is totally minimizing. Life in general is pretty minimizing because you have a lot of big ideas, and you have to battle the mistaken delusions and instability that come with youth.

That sense of sacredness, that thinking in generations, must begin with reverence for this earth.

Clothes are fun. The designers have so much fun making them, you should have fun wearing them, too.

Every month, we get the reports from the Bureau of Labor Statistics that say even more people have given up looking for work.

We just have to have visibility. We have to have acknowledgement. We have to have accountability to how we treat one another.