She smiled as she imagined that the sun’s last rays were flames from a distant dragon.

The sun had now set the sky ablaze with glorious hues of orange. She squinted to focus in the brilliance and thoughts of distant fire breathing dragons lit up her imagination once again.

Mr. Monogamy doesn’t find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I’d have to chuck it all and join a monastery.

He would wake up knowing that as long as he was capable of having such beautiful dreams, a part of him must still be good.

, “How can one mock these flamingo wine glasses. When, they are so obviously awesome.

Make your destiny before your destiny makes you...

Success waits patiently for anyone who has the determination and strength to seize it.

I love television. I think we're in a renaissance of epic proportion in television now.

Nations without a past are contradictions in terms. What makes a nation is the past, what justifies one nation against others is the past, and historians are the people who produce it.

Be not inhospitable to strangers lest they be angels in disguise.

When I think of the energy I wasted hating you...

I'm layering away: sauce, noodles, I belong to you, cheese, sauce, my heart is yours, noodles, cheese, I hear your soul in your music, cheese, cheese, CHEESE.

Conceit may puff a man up, but never prop him up.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

You may think I'm brave. But in the eyes of many people back in my country I am a coward. They think, this man gave so much freedom to his daughter, he broke all the traditions of our society.