She was a beefy young woman and, whatever piece of music she was playing, it was definitely losing.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

I never wanted to be a God fearing person. I wanted to grow up and be a person that was fearless for God. There was a difference.

Out of every difficulty Omnipotence can bring us, only let us in childlike confidence cast our burden upon the Lord.

Turner has outdone himself; he seems to paint with tinted steam, so evanescent and so airy.

Public policy today is favoring the rich, not the poor. It's not addressing the needs of the poor.

The thing about hope is that it doesn't go away even when it serves no purpose.

You never know until a song comes out and becomes what it becomes, obviously you can't predict how the masses will react.

Why should I be weary when every cell of my body is bursting with life?

A lot of celebrities just want money, fame, power, fancy cars, houses all over the world and have people BOW DOWN to them. To me, that's frightful behaviour.

Nobody wants to stand behind a parked car. You got to always follow somebody who keeps it moving.

The great thing about theater is the doing it again and again and again.