She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

One of the most painful realizations in life is to all of a sudden discover that you had possessed things all along that you never knew you had.

Don’t rebel, but give God the opportunity to change your life and help you over the problems of youth, for they are many.

I am disappointed to find myself accused in some papers of supplying the offending sweets, particularly as I am a fruit pastille man.

I have always known a thing before it happens.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I don't have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years.

I'm a bit shy, I suppose, and a bit lazy.

I shall never get used to not being the most beautiful woman in the room. It was an intoxication to sweep in and know every man had turned his head. It kept me in form.

I love horseback riding. I still do it.

Photography is no longer a love affair with the beauty of reality.