She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

As there was no form of government common to the peoples thus segregated, nor tie of language, history, habit or belief, they were called a Republic.

Money is the kind of instrument which is very speedily produced.

The walls of the closet are guarded by the dogs of terror, and the inside of the closet is a house of mirrors.

I've been invited to do a trio with a fantastic jazz guitarist and a harmonica player

Are we to regard the world of nature simply as a storehouse to be robbed for the immediate benefit of man?

I'm not a body shamer. The word fat has been used to hurt me my entire life.

Faith can give us courage to face the uncertainties of the future.

We got famous off singing about a chicken.

If we just allowed women and men more leeway in our culture and more acceptance, I think they would be able to make better compromises.

Certain words now in our knowledge we will not use again, and we will never forget them. We need them. Like the back of the picture.