She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

To all things clergic I am allergic.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

The avoidance of pain is the avoidance of life.

Every photo tells a story but remember this, there was a story teller behind the lens.

I became interested in educational technologies because I believe that they have the potential to transform how we practice and think about education and learning.

If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.

Yes," I said, "for the love of God!

To do as one would be done by, and to love one's neighbour as oneself, constitute the ideal perfection of utilitarian morality

As an elder I mistrust the wisdom of age.

I wasn't a predator. I didn't pick on other people all right, but people didn't beat me up.

One of the reasons there are largely Catholic and largely Protestant regions of Germany today is that people did sort themselves out geographically.

You have to keep banging away at something until you get it to work. I think women are maybe better at that.