She was ugly from the front, and I said ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Well, I could handle it behind her.

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

What would we do if we didn't try? We have to try.

You don't have to have anything in common with people you've known since you were five. With old friends, you've got your whole life in common.

Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.

Home is where my horse is.

When you have a solid upbringing and a strong sense of place, that sustains you. My sense of home never leaves me.

You can't second-guess your audience. You can only do what you think is right. If you do that, your audience will appreciate you.

Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.

If you're male, and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And sometimes you find your father in your career.

I felt good that, although there was no future, there would always be a past.

Love doesn't keep a score of wrongs. Love doesn't bring up past failures. (1 Cor 13:5)

I think there's a great beauty to having problems. That's one of the ways we learn.

You can escape into a character.

The miracle of Good Friday is that there was no miracle. Legions of angels stood - with swords sheathed - watching as the Son took our place.

Business and politics have a wholesome and an unwholesome interface. You have to eliminate the unwholesome interface.

You can't lose. Go, go, go!

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry.