She who pays the undertaker calls the tune.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it.

What’s to become of us? We can’t go on like this.”“Yes, we can go on like this, ” said Cesare. “We can go on exactly like this for the rest of our lives.

Today I will take the opportunity to do unanticipated good.

Respectability: the offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

I've been fired five times for having a bad attitude.

All I really try and do is live up to my potential and do as well as I possibly could and to bring to the ballpark each and every day a good effort and do the best that I could each and every day.

There's somebody else just like you trying to do it! But you gotta do it faster than they do it!

I was pretty young when I saw the original Planet of the Apes, and for a time in the seventies, I was pretty obsessed with it.

He who would bring home the wealth of the Indies must carry the wealth of the Indies with him.

do not like this taste for adventure you have developed, sister.” “I am afraid I cannot guarantee I shall be rid of it anytime soon.