Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

And so the Universe ended.

The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

Life is wasted on the living.

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish, " said Zaphod, "nothing but a gnab gib."A what?"Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.

Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”“Yeah, ” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.

New pain heals old pain.

Language is to the mind more than light is to the eye.

Your name is the most important thing you own. Don't ever do anything to disgrace or cheapen it.

It's good to know you're working for someone you're familiar with, who's a friend and he has your back and you have his back also.

I cried at first, and then, it was such a beautiful day, that I forgot to be unhappy.

What greater glory attends a man than what he wins with his racing feet and his striving hands?

It is very often nothing but our own vanity that deceives us.

Many people feel their outer self isn't the whole self.

To reach the goals of your life, you need discipline, you need luck and you need something as important as these two: Vacations!

I cannot make my days longer so I strive to make them better.