Ship small art. Then, ship medium art. Then, ship world-changing, scary, change-your-underwear art.

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.

Wrestling seemed like something I might be good at, so I stuck with it and gave it a shot. I ended up in a pretty good place. I was very fortunate.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.

The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands.

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER.

You can listen to what people say, sure. But you will be far more effective if you listen to what people do.

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.

All physical systems can be thought of as registering and processing information, and how one wishes to define computation will determine your view of what computation consists of.

...[F]reedom... is a property of all rational beings.

Build up your faith while starving the fears.

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."(on Ernest Hemingway

A light purse is a heavy curse.

I thought about how many preconcieved prejudices would crumble when i trotted right along for 26 miles.

I am the young, edgy New Yorker.

No perfect solution is, not merely in practice, but in principle, possible in human affairs, and any determined attempt to produce it is likely to lead to suffering, disillusionment and failure.

With every breath, I plant the seeds of devotion, I am a farmer of the heart.

Honest people have no ethics

There's nothing like losing yourself in someone else's troubles to make you forget your own.