Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

There is nothing wrong and nothing right. Our teachings and thoughts make it so.

Do you think he's the murderer?""It's worse than that -- he's an actor!

Toledo is a place of innovation

The trouble is it's very difficult to pin-point the most important thing because Aids affects everyone in different levels of society, differently and you have to respond to it differently.

Water is the symbol of pure consciousness.

Refrain from throwing your bicycle in public. It shows poor upbringing

He scratched his ear, the infallible resource to which embarrassed people have recourse.

I usually find that my gut doesn't steer me wrong when it comes to my money!

I just wanted to be a guy on the radio and I wanted to succeed, and I wanted a situation where I could be honest.

You have to keep on the very edge of something, all the time, or the picture dies.