Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Every day that you don't practice is one day longer before you achieve greatness

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

If you can't outplay them, outwork them.

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

There are no shortcuts in the quest for perfection.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

If virtue does not equal powers, powers will be misused.

The universe was a vast expanse, far greater than he could ever conceive, and he had seen but a fraction of an inch of it.

What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?

I'm not a tech guy. I'm looking at the technology with the eyes of my customers, normal people's eyes.

Our military is a disaster.

Look at the world around you & imagine it in a better way.

Some people have learned to earn well but they haven't learned to live well.

The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious.

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny.

At the end of the day, there are people out there that want to see you fail.