Short guys with attitudes always just kind of made me laugh, like small, yippy dogs.

There really is nothing like firsthand knowledge if it’s mine.

You can be whoever you want to be. Sometimes all it takes is a little inspiration and effort.

You can’t spell American without “I can.

Polarization breeds respect..

Polarization breeds respect

I hate pretty much everyone almost as much as I love myself.

Sometimes it’s nice to remember the little things.

I know my kids will be incredible, just not as great as me.

Since humans are social animals, you’re basically only as good as your reputation.

I was nine when I figured out it’s better to be respected than liked.

Any given day is a second chance, after yesterday. Make the best of it today.

Language is the tool of my trade -and I use them all - all the Englishes I grew up with

A lady cannot be blamed if a master criminal takes a fancy to her.

In a free country it is the duty of writers to pay no attention to duty. Only under a dictatorship is literature expected to exhibit an harmonious design or an inspirational tone.

Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable.

We want to raise a generation of kids who have a mouse in one hand and a book in the other.

I can't... I find that I can't concentrate. On anything. I can't really..." Rhage's eyes drifted to Zsadist. "How do you live with it? All the anger. The pain. The...

So,” Wanda cried, “a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?

You should treat a muse like a fairy.

Whether some may like it or not, I am still the farmer that I was born as and will continue to be one.