Should we stop celebrating the Columbus day - the day when the first illegal immigrants entered America?

Free financial advice: buy life insurance for Saakashvili from US and UK insurance companies.

Eat more beans to produce more gas.

Piano performances by Condoleezza Rice are better than Hitler's paintings.

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.

For too long people have backed companies on hope value rather than solid products coming out. Now we are coming out the other side.

War is sweet to those who haven't tasted it. Dulce bellum inexpertis.

Risking one's life can be strangely liberating. That's what the sea counsels me.

The cleverer I am at miniaturizing the world, the better I possess it.

Bodies are cleansed by water; the mind is purified by truth.

Being a role model is the most powerful form of educating. Youngsters need good models more than they need critics. It's one of a parent's greatest responsibilities and opportunities.

Countries keep on building higher and higher buildings, instead of building higher and higher men!

They thought I suffered from lack of exterior, when I suffered from excess of interior

Our grandfathers had to run, run, run. My generation's out of breath. We ain't running no more.

Tongues I'll hang on every tree That shall civil sayings show. . . .