Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Love the world as the mother loves her little child.

My strength is translating emotion because I'm such a feeler.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

It is time, I suggest, to stop the practice of allowing Muslims to serve in the U.S. military. The reason is simple: the more devout a Muslim is, the more of a threat he is to national security.

If you are going to try, go all the way or don't even start. If you follow it you will be alive with the gods. It is the only good fight there is.

Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.

I don't drink now, I'm too busy. It sucks.

If you got the poison, I've got the remedy.

Every man [human being] is an heir to a legacy of dignity and worth

Fashion is something that you can attach to yourself, put on, and through that interaction, the meaning of it is born.