Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

The musician and the listener.If this is love between two strangers watching each other from afar, that rough, burning moment when you rush in and kiss is the show.

Being alone and being lonely are two different things. (Yasu)

A penny saved is a penny to squander.

I dont think we're the type of band people look at and say, 'I want to grow up to be just like that'. We're like a train wreck.

Whatever is not conscious will be experienced as fate.

The way the media cycle works, the way the news works, and the way people's attention span works, is that we only learn that people exist when there is crisis.

This Divine truth flows into heaven from the Lord from His Divine love

The brave endure their labors, the cowardly are worth the cowards nothing at all.

If you want the Divine to become alive within you, first of all you as a human being have to become absolutely alive.

The very air had screams smeared on it. He flinched from the noise in this silent room.