Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Most politicians are corrupt as they do not represent the masses that voted for them, but rather they choose to return numerous favors to the corporations that funded their election campaigns.

To do something you're afraid of, especially for the sake of somebody else, is the very definition of courage.

Nirvana is too simple an experience to be depicted by diagrams.

I owe my solitude to other people.

It is enough that I am of value to somebody today.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

We're not in high school anymore and we've had a little more life experiences to help us better understand what were going through in terms of stardom and recognition.

If you have made three or four films, my feeling is, he is older than me because I am still making my first movie. That helps me.

The more I know people, the more I love my dog.

It's always fun when you don't have to trot your stuff out, especially as a young guy.