Show me a liar and I will show thee a thief.

You must lose a fly to catch a trout.

Do well and right and let the world sink.

The lion is not so fierce as they paint him.

The mouse that hath but one hole is quickly taken.

A cheerful look makes a dish a feast

He that hath lost his credit is dead to the world.

Steal the hog and give the feet for alms.

Fly the pleasure that bites tomorrow.

Wouldst thou both eat they cake and have it?

Poverty is no sin.

In life, you achieve nirvana when you learn to love unconditionally.

I fake fake to have a fake life. Does that make me a real horse? Buy now for $777, wooden saddle sold separately. Real horseshoes not included. Imaginary ones – neither.

He that would have fruit must climb the tree.

Ronald Reagan said that he sought a Star Wars defense only in order to share the technology with the tyrants of the U.S.S.R.

If you hear a "prominent" economist using the word 'equilibrium,' or 'normal distribution,' do not argue with him; just ignore him, or try to put a rat down his shirt.

Total truth is necessary. You must live by what you say.

One should never make one's entrance with a scandal. One should reserve that to give an interest to one's old age.

The doctrine of eternal punishment is in perfect harmony with the savagery of the men who made the orthodox creeds. It is in harmony with torture, with flaying alive, and with burnings.

Describing the person I am would best be through music. When I'm up on stage and I'm singing my heart out, I am always reminded of life's best things.

Fervid atheism is usually a screen for repressed religion.