Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.

What do women want? Shoes.

What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.

Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.

Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.

Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.

Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?

In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.

Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.

Some people will only "love u " as much as they can use u. their loyalty end's where the benefits stop

My dad’s life was magnificent, but only if I let myself see and remember more than his years of decline.

Compared to her, Sam ran like a girl and told himself as much.

The jealousy and resentment that animate the terrorists also affect many of our former cold war allies.

The United States has written the white history of the United States. It now needs to write the black, Latino, Indian, Asian and Caribbean history of the United States.

What should move us to action is human dignity: the inalienable dignity of the oppressed, but also the dignity of each of us. We lose dignity if we tolerate the intolerable.

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.

It's up to each of us to get very still and say, 'This is who I am.' No one else defines your life. Only you do.

I would always love this fragile human girl, for the rest of my limitless existence.

As the senior commander in Vietnam, I was aware of the potency of public opinion - and I worried about it.