Show me another pleasure like dinner which comes every day and lasts an hour.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

A woman will sometimes forgive the man who tries to seduce her, but never the man who misses an opportunity when offered.

Society is divided into two classes: the shearers and the shorn. We should always be with the former against the latter.

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject.

What clever man has ever needed to commit a crime? Crime is the last resort of political half-wits.

Since the masses are always eager to believe something, for their benefit nothing is so easy to arrange as facts.

I found there a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce.

The art of putting the right men in the right places is first in the science of government; but that of finding places for the discontented is the most difficult.

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

You know what 'Dolores' means? It's Latin, means sadness. Our Lady of Sorrow. Why are you so sad?

Everything does fall. It must be gravity.

My strong belief is that God created human beings and therefore he knows about every aspect of the human body. So if I want to fix it, I just need to stay in harmony with Him.

Sometimes it pays not to be interested in what happened but in what did not happen.

Every soul confined in a prison of sin, guilt, or perversion has a key to the gate. The key is labeled “repentance.” If you know how to use this key, the adversary cannot hold you.

My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies.

Natural talent is a questionable phenomenon. Inclination perhaps, but innate ability is extremely rare.

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell shouldn't schedule a meeting with me before 10am.

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.

I don't listen to the national anthem ironically. It's a beautiful song. I love it!