Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser - having a healthy ego, or high opinion of yourself, is a real positive in life!

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Right now we are here, and nothing can mar our perfection, or steal the joy of this perfect moment.

I am engaged in spiritual warfare every day. I must never let down my guard—I must keep armed.

Great minds don't think, they know.

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

I'm not a big fan of romantic comedies, believe it or not.

Some old men, continually praise the time of their youth. In fact, you would almost think that there were no fools in their days, but unluckily they themselves are left as an example.

It’s less the words they say than those they leave unsaid that split old friends apart.

An amazing thing, the human brain. Capable of understanding incredibly complex and intricate concepts. Yet at times unable to recognize the obvious and simple.

My acting range? Left eyebrow raised, right eyebrow raised.

I have pursued her, as love hath pursued me