Show me the contract.

Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.

Three words for a writer: Make me care.

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

It’s a great day to write a best-seller.

Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.

I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.

I wear the writer pants in the family.

Do you remember the time, Mike, ” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.

The best kind of day is a writing day

Anyone who will eat his seeds today will be hungry tomorrow because he has nothing to plant and nothing to harvest later.

Loving leaders allow for individuality in style and expression.

My gods dwell in temples made with hands.

I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom only as a challenge to be filled.

Who dreams of a son, save one, childless, having no bright face to flatter its own, who dreams of a son?

...Local prohibitions cannot block advances in military and commercial technology... Democratic movements for local restraint can only restrain the world's democracies, not the world as a whole.

Donald Trump will do what he is told is the right thing to do in complying with the law.

If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity.

We [me and Eugene Levy] both try to play the reality of a moment and don't try to impose humor on something where it doesn't belong. Contrary to what other people seem to think sometimes.

There is no benefit so large that malignity will not lessen it; none so narrow that a good interpretation will not enlarge it.