Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.

To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.

The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.

I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.

A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.

Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.

When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. 'Yes,' he said. 'Death would help.'

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

The best dreams are the ones you are awake for.

What God says you are is more important than what others think of you.

Both half success and half failure must be considered as a full failure!

They (corporations) cannot commit treason nor be outlawed nor excommunicated for they have no souls.

Capitalism has not proven to be a transitional form, a gateway to a higher human future.

Entertainment is about telling everybody that everything is alright but music is on the side of the upsetters and that's where I'm at.

Artists are the traditional interpreters of dreams and nightmares.

The American white relegates the black to the rank of shoeshine boy; and he concludes from this that the black is good for nothing but shining shoes.

Paradoxically, it has turned out that game theory is more readily applied to biology than to the field of economic behavior for which it was originally designed

Mankind is now caught up, as though in a train of gears, at the heart of a continually accelerating vortex of self-totalisation.