Shut Up and Play your Guitar.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

I know a lie when I hear one.

I have been and always shall be your friend.

I'm losing weight, you notice, Pop?

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.

I believe in universal health care. And I am not afraid to say so.

We can't have self-government without the self-confidence that is at the root of it.

We have students at the university say on a regular basis, "You're asking us to think and no one has ever done that in school."

Your face is my heart Sassenach, and the love of you is my soul

I am a producer who NEVER discusses her budgets, EVER, ever ever.

The faith of those who live their faith is a serene faith. What you long for will be given you; what you love will be yours for ever.