Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

Great achievers are great thinkers and great thinkers, are great achievers.

When you're ashamed of their action, to ask them the reason of their actions can make you a fool.

History is as Old as My Grandfather

I am nowhere near my limit. I just want to see if there are such things as limits. I want to go and find out.

The United States government has always been proud of the welcome it has extended to good men of every nation, seeking freedom and homes and bread.

I mope around less. It is horrible. I miss it.

Everyone in my family has seen me cry before.

Caution once forgotten could be forgotten once too often.

We don't make movies to make money, we make money to make more movies.