Shut your mouth; open your eyes and ears.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Homeschooling is not a race ... You will not get behind nor do you have to live with guilt that you feel the need to catch up.

By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.

There was an Old Man with an owl, Who continued to bother and howl; He sate on a rail, and imbibed bitter ale, Which refreshed that Old Man and his owl.

Tantra is for the desperate. Unless you've really experienced pain and suffering, tantra won't work. Unless you've really experienced exultation and ecstasy, tantra won't work.

My house is small, but you are learned men And by your arguments can make a place Twenty foot broad as infinite as space.

London is a dead duck, as far as innovative new music is concerned, unless you want to have your head blown off with some outrageous, rubbish, pounding dance music.

I'm always having to be told to brush my hair.

I am working hard to provide solutions to meet a most pressing goal: preserving our way of life for our kids and grandkids.

NASA has spin-offs, and it's a huge and very impressive list, including accurate and affordable LASIK eye surgery.

It is perhaps a more fortunate destiny to have a taste for collecting shells than to be born a millionaire.