Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

Stop your ignorance! Seek for wisdom and give understanding a way!

Nothing is lost, nothing is created, everything is transformed

When I hear something that comes from me that makes me fall down off my chair, it's not often.

I just want some head in a comfortable bed.

The rights of one are as sacred as the rights of a million.

Naturally, since [the Sumerians] didn't know what caused the flood anymore than we do, they blamed the gods. (That's the advantage of religion. You're never short an explanation for anything.)

No fear or shame in the dignity of your experience, language, and knowledge.

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.

People build themselves up before you even have to deal with them.

I have consistently loved books that I've read when I've been sick in bed.