[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vicar or something.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

You can begin to learn.

Any feeling, emotion or impulse that originates from the 'mind' can never be suppressed.

Not everything that's small is insignificant.

To measure up to all that is demanded of him a man must overestimate his capacities.

Human beings are not like they are portrayed in Hollywood. They are individuals who are a mixture of good and bad.

I laugh until I weep And weep until I smile

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

If you seek to carry no other crosses but those whose reason you understand, perfection is not for you.

I thought that spring must last forevermore, For I was young and loved, and it was May.

The mightier man, the mightier is the thing That makes him honored or begets him hate; For greatest scandal waits on greatest state.