Silence is as deep as eternity, speech a shallow as time.

Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist.

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.

No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence.

Endurance is patience concentrated.

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.

Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom.

A strong mind always hopes, and has always cause to hope.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Of all acts of man repentance is the most divine. The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.

God, who am I?

I didn’t mean to fall in love with you, but I did.- Chelsea

Don't let them win. Don't let them beat you. Don't let them steal your magic.

I respect a lot of people I don't agree with.

You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is a nihilist policy which hurts people.

Generally speaking, individual performances don't win basketball games

Love is a tough, ever hopeful thing, not easily destroyed.

If Shakespeare were alive today and writing comedy for the movies, he would be the head-liner for the Mack Sennett studios.

When faced with disaster, learn to laugh faster.

Write what you know. Write what you don't know. But most of all, write what you'd rather not know.