Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizing.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It's kind of like our running joke but it's really not funny and I just want you to live up to the image of you I create.

We need to demilitarize local police departments so that they do not look like occupying armies. We want police departments that look like the communities they are serving.

I'm not 20 years old any more. I'm not gonna go out on quite the limb I did.

Is it raining? That doesn't matter. Am I tired? That doesn't matter, either. Then willpower will be no problem.

Instead of relief or gratitude, more guilt washes over me. Andy's certainly not faultless - no one ever is in a marriage

I was only following orders," the Mayor mocks. "The refuge of scoundrels since the dawn of time.

Some guys smoke. Some guys drink. Some guys chase women. I'm a big barbecue-sauce guy.

The minute a man ceases to grow, no matter what his years, that minute he begins to be old.