Silence is the eternal duty of man.

Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist.

He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come.

No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence.

Endurance is patience concentrated.

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.

Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom.

A strong mind always hopes, and has always cause to hope.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.

Of all acts of man repentance is the most divine. The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.

Pampered content is a public resignation of artistic integrity.

Is there an equality of power between America and Iraq? Definitely not; however, the Iraqi people are standing fast and are defending their land courageously.

For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb.

Now sod off back to your own world, you motherless scum, and save your threats for those who care.

It is safer and wiser to cure unhealthy rivalry than to suppress it.

You will need to find your passion. Don't give up on finding it because then all you're doing is waiting for the Reaper.

He that travels in theory has no inconveniences.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

Heterosexuality as we know it is so plain boring, dumb, dull and artificial, it has to be imposed upon people, otherwise they don't take it.

Let us always remember that he does not really believe his own opinion, who dares not give free scope to his opponent.