Simplicate, and add lightness!

A commercial aircraft is a vehicle capable of supporting itself aerodynamically and economically at the same time.

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.

A Literary Society is the most proper form for the introduction of our Order into any state where we are yet strangers.

I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

The Obama administration is on notice - they will not be allowed to regulate what they have been unable to legislate.

A lie is like a snowball: the further you roll it the bigger it becomes.

It's the periods and the commas that you have to forget about. The words never change, but the intonations change.

The number of people, the labor force, has shrunk by nine million human beings since Obama took office.

I'm more into kind of real stories, psychological movies.