Sin is in, and so we begin.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

It’s better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life.

I am the master of my own destiny, so I choose greatness and nothing less.

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke fat, lazy or stupid. Those things are just what happens to you when you dont have a plan.

That's why success hasn't changed me: because I don't want to be famous or do TV or be a model or be recognised in a shop. I'm not interested. There's nothing worse.

We always feel threatened by things we don't know. But, there are definitely some weird things going on.

Brand is really the connection between you and your customersif you have a very strong culture, then the brand will come through.

No artist work is so high, so noble, so grand, so enduring, so important for all time, as the making of character is a child.

But the truth is a double-edged sword; it is a dangerous thing.

It will be as well, I think, to explain these locutions of God, and to describe what the soul feels when it receives them.

The sky is my prayer, the birds are my prayer, the wind in the trees is my prayer, for God is all in all.