Sin will take you farther than you ever intended to go, it will cost you more than you ever expected to pay, and it will keep you longer than you ever intended to stay.

We don’t have to debate about what we should think about homosexual activity, it’s written in the Bible.

If the evangelicals vote, they determine the election.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

I called to buy some meth, but I threw it away.

The importance of the Bible to a church is to keep the church on track. The role of the Constitution in government is to keep the government on track.

I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur... It was during the massage that it started to become sensual, and that led to him masturbating me.

I think that probably, if I were 21 in this society, I would identify myself as a bisexual.

I want a church I can stay in for years. I don't want surprises, scandals, or secrets from my church leaders.

How much is your sin going to cost me?

I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver.

There is no place like the beach... where the land meets the sea and the sea meats the sky

When you feel like throwing rocks, make sure they're ones no one can throw back.

Let the others have beauty. I've got the charisma.

I soon became aware that there wasn't enough time or opportunity to kiss all the girls in the world. The best thing is to stay cool - just be choosy and wait for the right opportunity.

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson

The best use one can make of his mind is to distrust it.

For a morning raine leave not your journey. [For a morning rain leave not your journey.]

A little mystery is not such a bad thing.

If we are so rich, why aren't we happy?

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.