Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.

The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.

When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along.

It really is better to be lucky than to be good.

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches

I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?

I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.

Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it who could do that, but did that mean we had to miss lunch?

There are still very few laws against thinking, although I am sure they're working hard on that in Washington.

O Hero, what a Hero hadst thou been.

Our hope is that all is well because of Jesus and that all will be well because of Him.

The most important thing of all was not the poverty of its ess

The burning embers within me burst into flame / My body becomes a fire-lit torch. / Ho someone! Send for the mid-wife.

When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties.

If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold, I'd have all the treasures my pockets could hold.

Humanity is exalted not because we are so far above other living creatures, but because knowing them well elevates the very concept of life.

Unfortunately or fortunately, in order to become acquainted with the idiom of country or rock music, it is necessary to occasionally play in a bar. Bars are a rehearsal place.

I feel that man can transcend himself to a point where he can accomplish greater things than he thinks.

You tried to hide between the lines of a story never told.