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Joan Rivers Quotes: Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.
         

Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.


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