Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.

No matter the situation don't let your emotions overpower your intelligence.

So I know how I watch movies which is on my laptop, man. And that's how I suspect a lot of people do it.

I don't really want to do the Hollywood thing, I think you ought to try to say something with your movies.

A risk is a chance you take; if it fails you can recover. A gamble is a chance taken; if it fails, recovery is impossible.

My aunts lived on liquor and seldom felt like eating much. I don't know what's wrong about a kid stealing when he's hungry.

Personality is and does something...It is what lies behind specific acts and within the individual

If people want to pigeon hole you then just view it as an opportunity to prove them wrong and show that you are different to what they think you are.

He may be president, but he still comes home and swipes my socks.

I think you can tell when a New York show isn't shot in the city. It's so iconic and has such a specific energy.

I'd like my records to reach as many people as possible, but I'm also thinking in terms of how I can keep from getting jaded or unhappy with the process.