Since I was eight years old, I went to Trinity. I mean, I listened to Reverend Wright since I was a kid and I always heard him preach sermons of love and inspiration.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

The purest treasure mortal times afford Is spotless reputation that away Men are but gilded loam or painted clay.

Our growing softness, our increasing lack of physical fitness, is a menace to our security.

Use me then, my Saviour for whatever purpose and whatever way thou mayest require. Here is my poor heart, and empty vessel; fill it with Thy Grace.

Man's task is simple. He should cease letting his existence be a thoughtless accident.

Suppose no one asked a question. What would the answer be?

Is there anyone among the great men who has not imitated? Nothing is made with nothing.

Our nature hardly allows us to have enough of anything without having too much.

No reputable economist anywhere believes it's gambling an economic tool

I wanted to create my own world, a world full of color, where everyone could play. One big party that never ends.

I don't think that my particular religious convictions should be held against me in this campaign any more than the Prime Minister's lack of convictions should be held against her.