Since life consists of madness spiked with lies, the farther you are from each other the more lies you can put into it and the happier you'll be. That's only natural and normal. Truth is inedible.

Even diseases have lost their prestige, there aren't so many of them left. Think it over... no more syphilis, no more clap, no more typhoid... antibiotics have taken half the tragedy out of medicine.

There's no such thing as intelligent vanity. It's an instinct. And you'll never find a man who is not first and foremost vain.

Well, you know... experience is a muffled lantern that throws light only on the bearer...it's incommunicable.

An Immense hatred keeps me alive... i would live for a thousand years if i were certain of seeing the whole world croak.

An unfamiliar city is a fine thing. That's the time and place when you can suppose that all the people you meet are nice. It's dream time.

To hell with reality! I want to die in music, not in reason or in prose.

I piss on you all from a considerable height.

Our journey is entirely imaginary. That is its strength.

The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.

The plain truth, I may as well admit it, is that I've never been really right in the head.

Not knowing is not a problem, not wondering is.

We were all created differently, each with his/her calling and purpose

In the grand scheme of life, nobody grows old keeping their soul unblemished.

Metaphorically, organizations are like vegetable gardens, where each capability is a different type of vegetable growing in the garden.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

The man that takes up religion for the world will throw away religion for the world.

A time will come when you will find that in gaining a brief joy you have lost your peace forever.

If you want to be rich, don’t allow yourself the luxury of excuses.

What I am most proud of is the legacy of hope that FIFA and football leaves around the world. It makes all of the efforts and energy I pour into this job worth it.

So what do I wish for? Something I'm not sure I want? Someone I'm not sure I need? Or someone I know I can't have?